Look up in the sky ... that's another UFO

IT'S THAT TIME of year when every Tom, Dick and Jezebel report on seeing a sky full of UFOs. Or some semblance of flying saucers and even abductions by "little green men" from here to Brazil and every place in between.
However, the Ol' Columnist has been left out of the mix.
Now, the closest I've ever come to actually seeing a flying saucer was when an angry reader once tried to use my noggin for target practice. You'll notice there's still a large welt on the left side of my head.
On Monday, when I suffered one of those frequent brain drains, I decided to go to "The Source."
In case, you don't remember, "The Source," has a name: Brian Doling of B.J.'s Books & Things. And for this scribbler, as I've said before, his book nook is a haven.
Without even consulting him for directions, I knew what I was looking for, for a change. And there staring at me with massive eyes was a column idea in paperback form -- Transformation with the words -- Know this: they are watching and the other was Breakthrough -- The Next Step. Both were written by Whitley Strieber.
Of course, Strieber started off the wave concerning UFOs with something called Communion. And you've read it or, at least, thumbed through it at least once, right?
And so I settled down to re-read his startling adventures and discovered he wasn't alone in his pursuit of unearthly and strange creatures.
Strieber has a website, aptly called Unknown Country, and it opens up another world -- some beyond even my imagination.
Perhaps, they are just hallucinations or as someone wise once, uttered: "You've been sniffing too much glue."
Then some have determined these UFOs, abductions, cattle mutilations, crop circles and other strange occurrences as pure bunk while others put them in the "religious" category, calling it all the works of the devil.
While Strieber has opened up an unknown world, three others have been prominent as veteran "explorers."
* Linda Moulton Howe: A graduate of both Stanford and University of Colorado, is a noted documentary film, TV and radio reporter, particularly in the area of "worldwide animal mutilation" with A Strange Harvest and Strange Harvest 1993.
She has also produced and created Earth Mysteries: Alien Life Forms for Fox. In addition, Howe has written such in-depth books as Mysterious Lights and Crop Circles, An Alien Harvest, along with Glimpses of Other Realities, Volumes I and II.
One of the fascinating items on her website, earthfiles.com, involves a photo of a copper plate discovered in 1967 after an apparent UFO sighting at an Edmonton golf course. It shows a diagram with "writing and ancient sigils (lower elongated combination of symbols)."
Although I lived for some time in Edmonton, I never heard about any UFO landing on any golf course.
* Art Bell. Of course, you've never stayed up late at night, and tuned in to this radio master of the paranormal, UFOs, conspiracy theories, the occult and alien signals? Of course, not. And neither have I. Millions have and they told me about Bell, who's off the airwaves at the moment. Is he temporarily retired and planning another comeback? That's possible. Stay tuned to Coast to Coast AM.
* Brian Vike. This independent UFO investigator/researcher works out of the small town of Houston, B.C. and has a well-run website at hbccufo.org and is the radio host of The Vike Report.
Just this week, his radio program has featured Miriam Delicado, who's written an account with tall alien blonde beings in B.C.
Vike also posts eyewitness sightings such as "an object moving in a very slow circular pattern and blinking/flashing muktiple colors" in the area of North Shuswap Lake on Wednesday, Feb. 20 at 12:31 a.m.
If you believe that was the only isolated incident, then think again, for there were more than 440 "sightings" reported in 2007. That included 137 in B.C.
Now, excuse me, while I finish up reading Breathrough and Transformation. By that time it will definitely be nightfall and time to scan the heavens for those strange flashing lights.